I'll never forget that night. It was like a romance novel, an old Broadway musical, and a John Wayne western rolled into one. Out for a quick drink with friends, I wasn't looking to meet anyone, let alone a tall, rugged cowboy who lived on a cattle ranch miles away from my cultured, corporate hometown. But before I knew it, I'd been struck with a lightning bolt . . . and I was completely powerless to stop it.
Read along as I recount the rip-roaring details of my unlikely romance with a chaps-wearing cowboy, from the early days of our courtship (complete with cows, horses, prairie fire, and passion) all the way through the first year of our marriage, which would be filled with more challenge and strife—and manure—than I ever could have expected.
This isn't just my love story; it's a universal tale of passion, romance, and all-encompassing love that sweeps us off our feet.
It's the story of a cowboy.
And Wranglers.
And chaps.
And the girl who fell in love with them.
Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time in the Midwest
Chapter 4: A Woman Called Hysterical
Chapter 6: Into the Flaming Barn
Chapter 8: Trouble at the Hitching Post
Chapter 10: The Good, the Bad, and the Sweaty
Chapter 11: Along the Dusty Road
Chapter 12: Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
Chapter 14: She Almost Died with Her Boots On
Chapter 15: Tall in the Saddle
Chapter 16: Fire in the Western Sky
Chapter 18: So Long to Paradise
Chapter 19: A Fistful of Elmer’s
Chapter 20: A Faceful of Dynamite
Chapter 21: She Wore a Lily White Vera
Chapter 22: The Sick and the Dread
Chapter 23: For a Few Dollars Less
Chapter 25: Bad Day at Black Rock
Chapter 29: Terror at the Golden Arches
Chapter 31: The Hills Run Pink
Chapter 34: Tears Won’t Water Steers
Chapter 35: Fair Blows the Wind