PART ONE
1
AS WITH ANYONE, to understand me, you have to know my family and how I was raised, and also understand that family has always meant everything to me, and still does. The way I was raised is a major reason why I’ve taken such offense to the slams I’ve received in the media from people who’ve never met me. I grew up in a nonjudgmental home. I remember being out with my mom when I was a little girl and pointing to a kid with grungy clothes and holes in his shoes, one of those “eww, look at that” moments, and my mom quickly shushed me, explaining that you don’t make fun or pass judgment on other people. His family might not be able to afford new clothes and shoes, she said. There might’ve been other circumstances, too. I understood and learned a lesson that’s stayed with me forever. Even though we didn’t have much money, I immediately felt bad and wanted to help.
I learned at an early age that it doesn’t matter what people look like or what their shortcomings may be, or how much or little money they have. I was raised to treat everyone equally and to treat someone how I would like to be treated. I needed few reminders, thanks to my relatives. I had a cousin who was deaf, one who was developmentally disabled, one who was gay, an uncle who lost his left leg, a grandpa who had a hook in lieu of a hand, a second cousin on my dad’s side who went through a sex change and became a woman, an aunt who committed suicide, an uncle who was a recovering drug addict, and a grandma whose best friends were twin dwarfs.
This grandmother of mine ran a tavern in Wisconsin. We went there numerous times every summer. It was an eight-hour drive from where we lived in Illinois. Her place, called Lehmann’s Pub, was next to a lake where we fished and caught bullfrogs. In the afternoon and at night, we darted in and out of the bar, which shared a kitchen with the house. We got to serve draft beer, which we loved, to see who could get the least foam. Imagine not even being a teenager and pouring beer? We were allowed one candy bar from the counter a day. My cousins used to stay there with us, too. With all the alcohol and cigarettes at the pub, it’s amazing none of us ever dabbled in all that, but we didn’t. The dwarf twins—about eighty years old—were regulars. They were sweet, adorable men, who also had a dwarf sister. I loved talking to them, they were so nice to my sister and me. My mom had known them when she was a little girl, and one time I asked if they’d always been that way. “No, they used to be younger,” she said.
That was my mom. She was the smartest, strongest woman I’ve ever known. Even though my daughters, Sam and Lola, are in first grade and kindergarten right now, in many situations, I’ll wonder if I’m being the same kind of sane, strong, tough, stable, and loving role model that my mom was for me. So much of who we become as adults is based on the parenting we received as children. My mom set a high bar, and I don’t think it’s that she always knew what she was doing. In fact, as she later confided, much of her parenting was based on trial and error, asking other moms how they did things, and simply being unafraid to be a parent rather than a friend.
From a family of five kids, she had a brother and three sisters, and I was the beneficiary of all the people skills she acquired from growing up in a large family. My mom was best friends with my dad’s sister, and at fourteen, she met my dad, who was then eighteen and drafted. After serving two and a half years in the Vietnam War, he returned home and they fell in love. I don’t think they spent a day apart ever again until my mom passed away. At sixteen she got pregnant with me, and on August 1, 1970, shortly after her seventeenth birthday, they exchanged vows in the local courthouse. On that same day, in the same courthouse, her parents’ divorce was finalized.
I was born on February 17, 1971, and eighteen months later, my sister, Michelle, arrived. At times we were best friends, and other times we pounded the crap out of each other. We were one grade apart and had a lot of the same friends. We lived in Mokena, Illinois, in a tiny nine-hundred-square-foot, two-bedroom house. After my dad fixed it up, it was twelve hundred square feet. Soon after he finished, we moved to Downers Grove so he could be closer to his job with the phone company and spend more time at home with the family and my sister and I could go to better schools. My parents always put a premium on family time. My dad was home every night for dinner at six, and our weekends always involved family-oriented activities. My parents reserved one evening a week for themselves. Date night.
Unable to afford a home in Downers Grove right away, we lived in a two-bedroom condo while my parents saved up for a house. After two years, they found a hundred-year-old fixer-upper, though that sounds even better than it was. The place needed major TLC. I was embarrassed when we first moved in. It was the ugliest house in the neighborhood, and I didn’t want to live in an old place that needed so much work. Over time, it became a beautiful home. My parents did all the work themselves. They couldn’t afford to pay a contractor. Nor did they want to. Every day after work my dad strapped on his tool belt and sawed and hammered away. My mom helped and did the decorating. They were a team in this effort to not merely reclaim the house, but to transform it into a shared vision.
Though thirty-some years have passed since that experience, it still stands out to me as a powerful primer on marriage, in real terms and metaphorically. My parents built something together: a house, a family, and a life. Tired, pinching pennies, breathing sawdust, they walked the talk, as the saying goes.
Whether or not they realized it, my parents were people who taught us daily to find worth and joy in people and life on the inside. As one who is not adverse to some retail therapy when I need a pick-me-up after a tough day, I appreciate the lessons they drummed into me from an early age: Money can’t buy happiness. Makeup and expensive clothes don’t make anyone more attractive. Judge people for the way they behave, not for what they say. All are truisms that ended up preparing me for a life in Hollywood by drumming into me one basic rule: “be real; know yourself, and be true to that.”
I’m sure I frustrated my mom because from an early age I was a girly girl who loved looking through the fashion magazines and ached to wear makeup, which I was prohibited from doing until I was sixteen. Earlier than that, my mom thought girls wearing mascara, blush, and lipstick were just too young. “What’s the rush?” she used to say. She wanted us to grow up first, develop, and get to know ourselves, inside and out, before we tried to change or enhance our appearance. As a mom, I couldn’t agree more. I say bravo. I can already sense the pressures on my girls—and they’re still babies, relatively speaking.
By junior high, though, I was sneaking lipstick out in my purse and applying it so heavily that one day a boy came up to me and said, “Kissing you would be like kissing a crayon.” My mom wasn’t averse to dressing up. I have some old photos of her with my dad in the mid and late 1970s, and she looked hot for their date nights. I loved watching my mom put her makeup on every day. She always looked beautiful and I still remember what her perfume smelled like.
Soon after my sister was born, my mom lost all of her hair. She was diagnosed with alopecia, a not uncommon condition that generally causes people to lose hair in small patches. In my mom’s case, she lost all the hair on her head. Despite numerous exams, doctors were never able to explain why. It was a mystery. Not that it mattered. My mom was bald. Imagine, a beautiful young woman suddenly finding herself at nineteen years old without the thick mane of blond hair that had been such a defining part of her looks.
And it didn’t grow back as the doctors said it would. Not after a year or two. Not for ten years. My mom wore wigs every day. She had a number of them, which of course my sister and I put on when we played dress-up. But they weren’t the $5,000, high-quality, expensive wigs that looked real. My parents couldn’t afford those, and I’m sure my mom was self-conscious about the way wigs looked on her, though as far as I remember, she never made a point of it. She always wore those wigs and scarves. If it bothered her, I never knew about it. That’s just the way she was.
I spoke about the condition with my mom only a couple times, once when I was in my twenties and another time when she was sick with cancer. On both occasions she admitted that at first she’d been devastated, but then, with a shrug, she said, “What are you going to do? It was gone. I felt healthy in every other way and so it didn’t matter. There were more important things to focus on.”
2
WHEN WE LIVED in Mokena, we had a German short-haired pointer named Brutus. He was my dog. The two of us were inseparable, and one morning when I went into the backyard to give him my leftovers from breakfast, I couldn’t find him. Panicked, I ran through the house, the front yard, and into the neighbors’ yards, calling his name, without any luck. It turned out that my parents, anticipating our move to Downers Grove, had given him away. They said he needed a home where he had more room to run, and they found a nice family that lived on a farm outside of town. I was crushed. They hadn’t told me. They hadn’t even let me say good-bye. I cried for weeks. It was very tough love.
As cruel as I thought that was, my parents were practical and knew we were headed to a condo, where Brutus wouldn’t have the kind of room to run that he required. My parents thought it would’ve been easier on me to tell me after the fact. In hindsight, my dad said they wished they had let me say good-bye to him and meet the family that was taking him. My mom was an animal lover, though. When she grew up, her family bred Irish setters, and once we settled into our Downers Grove house, she got another dog, a schnauzer named Strudel. Strudel was a rescue dog who was badly abused and blind in one eye, and when I asked my mom why she’d picked a one-eyed dog who was extremely timid from having been abused, she said, “Honey, she needed a good home.”
Check. Another lesson that made a long-lasting impression. I loved that my mom didn’t care if the dog was perfect or a purebred. In fact, the opposite was true; she wanted to get a dog that was hard to place. Strudel ended up living to be twenty-one. We also rescued a second schnauzer, another girl, which we named Gidget. My mom always wanted to open an animal sanctuary, but she got too sick. As a natural when it came to nurturing children and pets, she would’ve been great, given my soft spot for pets. With many dogs at my house now, and the rescue work I do, my mom and I would’ve had an amazing sanctuary. One day I will build one for her.
When I was a kid, we went camping in lieu of fancy vacations. I’m not talking about parking a motor home in a campsite. We camped with tents, sleeping bags, cookouts, and large spray cans of Off! bug repellent for the mosquitoes. Aside from fun and family time, I got to see how capable my parents were. My mom packed the coolers with all the food, and my dad was in charge of everything else. When we got to the campsite, he put up the tent, got a fire going in the pit, and set up the portable cooktop. My dad could do anything, whether it was putting on a new roof at home or turning a patch of ground in the woods into a cozy campsite.
I loved those trips, but I have to tell you, they made me appreciate the fancy hotels I enjoy now. My sister still goes camping with her family, though, and both of us still reminisce about swimming in lakes and roasting marshmallows at night after a day of hiking and canoeing.
I secretly loved when it rained so hard that we had to check into a local motel or, if we splurged, a hotel. Room service was out of the question. My sister and I always begged to have it, but it was too expensive. Instead, we always ate at an inexpensive coffee shop. Even though I imagined that the food from room service tasted better, I never went hungry or unsatisfied, and truth be told, the crayons and coloring books that many of those coffee shops gave to kids when we sat down were my favorite part of the meals.
As a kid, the simplest things amused me, such as catching lightning bugs or building a fort in the backyard. Riding my bike to a friend’s house, neighborhood block parties, cookouts, ice-skating on the lake next to my grandmother’s house—these were the activities that I loved to do. Now, my kids are so scheduled I keep a calendar just for their activities and lessons, and I know that’s not unusual. But I can remember my mom simply saying, “Go see if so-and-so can play,” and I’d get on my bike and ride to a friend’s house, knock on the door, and see if they wanted to play. There was no setting up frickin’ play dates! What happened to us?
I sound as if I’m dredging up memories of a bygone past, but life was simpler in our homey neighborhood where everyone knew each other. Then, it was safe for kids to ride down the street by themselves. My sister and I and our dad belonged to a father-daughter group called the Drifters, which gave us quality time alone with our dad. Once a month, we got together with a group of other girls and their dads and went on weekend trips. Depending on the season, we went canoeing, river rafting, cross-country skiing, and downhill skiing. At night, we stayed in cabins—girls in one, dads in another.
On one river trip, I pulled over to pee and went in the bushes. A short time later, I started to feel sick, and by nighttime, I had spots everywhere. One of the other dads was a doctor, but, as he said, you didn’t need to be an MD to see the problem. It was poison ivy. On my butt! Not a good place to get it. And a little embarrassing when I had to show the dad who was the doctor my tush.
Downers Grove was a charming little town with cobblestone streets and cute mom-and-pop stores. There was one movie theater, where I saw E.T. and Star Wars. On summer nights, we walked to Bogg’s ice cream, which to this day had the best homemade ice cream I’ve ever eaten. My parents took my sister and me to church on Sundays, and both of us attended CCD classes one day a week after school. We made our Communion and Confirmation.
Though we had our own rooms, Michelle and I did everything together, from gymnastics to pom-poms in junior high. Both of us had a crush on Rob Lowe, we had a poster of him in our room, and we never missed an episode of The Facts of Life. I was always supportive of my sister, until she got her period before me. How could that be? I was so envious because I’d heard your boobs start to develop after you get your period, and now Michelle was getting a head start. I got my period the next year; my boobs never developed, and that would turn into a whole other story years later.
3
LOOKS DID MATTER. I’m not going to lie. There is so much pressure on girls and it sure starts young. Any girls who wanted to be like Blair on The Facts of Life had a vision of themselves with thick, long hair, nice, fashionable clothes, and makeup, and I have to plead guilty on all counts. But my fantasies of turning heads as I waltzed through the school cafeteria were tempered all through seventh and eighth grade by a nasty little girl who delighted in tormenting me. She called me Fish Lips and Unibrow, which gives you all the explanation you need to picture what I looked like during those awkward years (think skinny, overbite, and caterpillar eyebrows), and made my walking through the locker-filled hallways at school an emotional minefield.
I had good friends who rallied around and buoyed me when I broke down, while my mom, apparently able to see something in me that I didn’t, advised me to be patient and wait for things to change. Braces helped, and at the end of eighth grade, I walked out of my final orthodontist appointment with a brand-new sparkling smile.
By fourteen, I was boy crazy. (Sorry, Mom!) My parents forbid me to date until I was sixteen, but with a short climb from my bedroom window to my bicycle, I managed to sneak out of the house regularly. I was also caught more often than not, thanks to my sister’s willingness to snitch. There was a period when I was grounded for at least three-quarters of the year. But Michelle got her comeuppance a few years later. One night, a couple guys were knocking on my bedroom window in the middle of the night thinking they were going into her room. Assuming they were burglars, I screamed. That brought my dad, who arrived wielding a gun. By then, the guys had scrambled back out and were long gone. My sister told me in the morning that they were her friends—and no, I never snitched on her.
A year later, Michelle was caught sneaking out at night. As punishment, my dad removed her bedroom door. Shocked and horrified, we watched as he carried it into the garage. Then we laughed our asses off. It’s even funnier all these years later, though my dad insists he’d do it all over again.
Both of my parents were strict. While I may not have appreciated it while growing up, I am grateful now that they had rules, and stuck to them. I do that with my girls. There’s nothing more painful than watching them pout and fume when they have a time-out, but children want and need boundaries and parameters, and they want to know their parents care. My mom was direct when it came to talking to us about sex. It was what you’d expect from someone who was a teen mom herself. She was matter-of-fact, and rather than tell us to wait, she emphasized the consequences of being sexually active, explaining we’d better make damn sure we were serious about a boy before we had sex, and being responsible.
I heard her loud and clear, but I didn’t have a boyfriend. I was content to bide my time until I could date. Meanwhile, I made the Tinley Park High cheerleading squad as a freshman, and I was looking ahead to being a sophomore as the year when my entire life would come together: I’d be a cheerleader, old enough to get my driver’s license, old enough to date, and finally able to wear makeup. Notice the missing concern: academics. I was a solid A-B student who could’ve done better. Drama was one of the classes where I did achieve outstanding marks. I always came to life when we read and performed plays.
We didn’t have a big theater department that put on annual school plays, but if we had, I’m sure I would’ve gone out for it. When I stepped into a character, even if we were just reading a play in class, I found it fun and exciting to get outside of myself and try to create the nuances of another person. I didn’t have the tools or life experience I’d bring to the job later, but I had a willing, outgoing attitude, so whatever emotion was required, whether it was laughter, tears, or love, I did my best and went for it.
As I looked ahead to tenth grade, I saw myself as poised to blossom. All of the hurts and hardships of adolescent awkwardness, at least from the vantage of my perch at age fifteen, seemed to be safely disappearing in the rearview mirror. Indeed, as I skipped into the future, life could not have been set up any better for me. However, as I’d repeatedly find out over the years, every time you think you have life aced, something causes the ground to shift, dust to fly, and your head to spin; and that’s what happened to me.
It was a first for me, and though I sound melodramatic now, back then I was only fifteen, and everything having to do with dating, cheerleading, appearances, and social standing involved melodrama. To be real, as in real honest, it was that time in your life when every matter seemed like life or death and I didn’t know how I was going to survive.
So embarrassing, looking back. But true.
4
MY DAD WORKED for Illinois Bell, the phone company, climbing power poles and repairing broken or downed wires. It was hard but good, dependable work, and for the eight or nine months of the year the weather was nice or tolerable, so was the job. But the Chicago winters are extremely harsh, some of the worst in the country, especially when the wind whips up and drives the freezing temperatures even lower, and in those conditions, my dad’s job sucked.
One weekend in the dead of winter while viewing a Battle of the Network Stars special, he watched enviously as the celebrities ran around in shorts and T-shirts. He called my mom into the room and pointed it out, as he did the sunshine, the palm trees, and the stars in their swimming suits. Yes, it was mid-January, and they were swimming in Southern California. For the next couple of months, he started every day by opening the newspaper and checking the temperatures in Los Angeles and San Diego. Then he compared them to Chicago.
As far as he was concerned, there was no comparison. Sunshine versus snow? Forget it. He wanted to move. If my mom had been adamantly opposed to uprooting the family and leaving the house they had painstakingly remade, my sister and I wouldn’t have known. They were a team, and they made the decision to move our family. I know it was hard for her, given we could drive in any direction and eventually run into family or friends. To her, Southern California had little to offer other than warmer weather. But she was supportive of my dad, and for my dad, who knew the pain of being pelted by razor-sharp sleet while working atop a telephone pole, that was more than enough.
Soon my parents flew out west and scoured Southern California for a nice, affordable place to raise two teenage girls. After a week, they returned and explained they’d found an area they liked near the ocean, a little surfing village called Oceanside. With my dad carrying the conversation, I looked at my mom and I was getting upset; I did not want to move to California. I ran to my bedroom, slammed the door, and fell onto my bed. For the first time, but not the last, I thought my life was over.
I wasn’t alone. My sister didn’t want to go, either (as an adult I learned that my mom also wasn’t crazy about the move, but I love how she supported my father and never showed her true feelings about it in front of us). That summer, with my dad having landed a job with a telephone start-up and full of the promise of a better quality of life for all of us, we traveled to Oceanside. We packed our belongings, sold our house, and traded our faux-fur-lined winter coats for flip-flops. However, it was anything but paradise. Because home prices were beyond our reach, we moved into an apartment that was smaller than our old house. Then, to complicate matters, my dad’s new company hit hard times and paychecks were unreliable.
As tension rose and the dinner table conversation somehow always tended toward the stability we’d left behind, Michelle and I tried out for the cheerleading team, and only one of us was selected. I would’ve preferred both of us had been chosen, but when it wasn’t me, I was devastated and wanted to get on the next plane to Chicago, which, of course, wasn’t possible.
But the situation hit rock bottom one day when I came home and didn’t see the car parked out front. My mom avoided my questions, but once my dad came home, the truth came out. Our car had been repossessed. I’ll never forget the look on my dad’s face as my mom broke the news to him. He turned white and seemed for the first time in my life incredibly vulnerable, and that made a severe impression on me. It was one thing to mope like a self-centered teenager missing her friends, but entirely different to see someone you loved and cared about appear as wounded as my dad did that evening.
He had withstood months of us bashing his decision to move, and I have no idea of the criticism he heard from my mom in private, but he finally looked as if he couldn’t take any more. His spirit was nearly broken, and as we knew, his self-confidence was already cracked, and I hated seeing that in my dad. Over the next few weeks, I overheard talks he had with my mom where he questioned his decisions and beat himself up pretty good. It hurt me to know that he was suffering. I wondered how much I’d contributed to his pain.
At that point, something in me snapped and suddenly I began to see things not just from my selfish point of view but also from his vantage, too. I didn’t understand it as well as I do now, but I saw the risk my dad had taken in getting a new job, moving us to Oceanside, and hoping to create a more comfortable life for all of us, and as I thought about what it must have taken to make that decision, to actually roll the dice, I admired him more than ever. The first eight months hadn’t worked out, but we weren’t finished. If you looked at it another way, we were, in fact, still just getting started.
Following this epiphany, I had several long, emotional conversations with my mom and sister, and all of us agreed we had to do something to make my dad feel better. We all promised to do something in our own way. Mine was straightforward. I sat next to him one night as he watched TV, gave him a hug, and said, “Dad, I know you’ve been worrying about us. Don’t worry anymore. We’re going to get through this.” I let him know that I was back on the team. “I know it’s hard, but Mom and Michelle and I all talked, and we’ll make it work.”
We did. My mom got a job as an accountant at Albertsons grocery store, and soon I was hired there, too, as a bagger. When the boss found out I was underage, he let me go, but not before telling me that they’d hire me again after I turned sixteen. Sure enough, a few months later, I got my job back. In the interim, though, I’d gotten into long, acrylic fingernails, which slowed my productivity considerably. I fared better at my next job as a scooper at the local ice cream parlor. The owners hired cute girls, and it was packed with boys. Say no more, right?
The situation didn’t get easier for my dad, who continued to struggle. My sister and I gave part of our paychecks to our dad, and with my mom pitching in financially, bills got paid, our car was returned, and with better attitudes all around, some of the guilt he shouldered lightened, and the sparkle returned to his eyes. That was the man I knew and loved and wanted to see happy. I rejoiced when I saw him hold hands with my mom as they went for a walk. Don’t get me wrong, it was better to have job security and financial solvency than not, and I missed my old friends, as well as opportunities I might’ve had, such as being a cheerleader, but complaining and sulking didn’t get us anywhere but down. It was more important to band together and have a home filled with love. I learned to value what I needed, not what I wanted, and I think all of us got a heavy dose of that during our first year in California.
After that first year, something remarkable happened. My mom’s hair began to grow back. Miraculously and mysteriously, her alopecia disappeared. Doctors were unable to explain it. We thought it might’ve been the year-round sunshine and change in climate, but no one ever figured it out. One day, with her thick hair just above her shoulders, she donated her wigs to charity, and in doing so she made a statement that resonated with all of us. We were now home, starting a new chapter of our lives. My dad had taken a big risk in moving across country, and while it took longer than anticipated for some parts to work out, there were other benefits, such as my mom’s hair. There would be more, too. My entire life would’ve been different if not for my dad’s vision of raising his family in the sunshine.
Every day entails decisions involving incertitude and risk. Do I take a job? Do I go on a blind date? Do I live in a neighborhood that’s convenient for me, or do I move where the schools are better for my girls? My whole life has involved risks that I may never have taken if not for the security my family provided with their support and love, the self-confidence my mom nurtured from an early age, and of course the example my dad offered in courage to go for what you believe will make you happy.
It’s fascinating to look back on this now, because I’ve put my girls in similar situations, though they’re younger. In creating a new, postmarried life, I had to take certain calculated risks, and I don’t know if I would’ve done them as readily if not for the precedent my dad set. I got the confidence I needed as a woman from my mom, and my dad gave me the courage to endure and carry on.