Biographies & Memoirs

Illegally Yours: A Memoir

Illegally Yours: A Memoir

A funny and poignant memoir about how as a teenager, TV writer Rafael Agustin (Jane The Virgin) accidentally discovered he was undocumented and how that revelation turned everything he thought he knew about himself and his family upside down.

Growing up, Rafa’s parents didn't want him to feel different because, as his mom told him: "Dreams should not have borders." But when he tried to get his driver's license during his junior year of high school, his parents were forced to reveal his immigration status. Suddenly, the kid who modeled his entire high school career after American TV shows had no idea what to do -- there was no episode of Saved by the Bell where Zack gets deported! While his parents were relieved to no longer live a lie in front of their son, Rafa found himself completely unraveling in the face of his uncertain future.

Illegally Yours is a heartwarming, comical look at how this struggling Ecuadorian immigrant family bonded together to navigate Rafa's school life, his parents' work lives, and their shared secret life as undocumented Americans, determined to make the best of their always turbulent and sometimes dangerous American existence. From using the Ricky Martin/Jennifer Lopez “Latin Explosion” to his social advantage in the ‘90s to how his parents—doctors in their home country of Ecuador—were reduced to working menial jobs in the US, the family's secret became their struggle, and their struggle became their hustle. An alternatingly hilarious and touching exploration of belonging and identity, Illegally Yours revolves around one very simple question: What does it mean to be American?

Prologue

Chapter 1. American Ninja

Chapter 2. Field of Dreams

Chapter 3. Doctors with Borders

Chapter 4. Oliver Stone’s Office

Chapter 5. Don’t Speak Spanish

Chapter 6. Alien Life Form

Chapter 7. April 29, 1992

Chapter 8. Nuthin’ but a G Thang

Chapter 9. A Dog Named Monsieur

Chapter 10. Under the Table

Chapter 11. Becoming Zack Morris

Chapter 12. The Big News

Chapter 13. Rolling Papers

Chapter 14. The American Revolution

Chapter 15. The Illegal Presidency

Chapter 16. Campus Ministry

Chapter 17. Free Rafa

Chapter 18. Machismo Facade

Chapter 19. Stuck in Tijuana

Chapter 20. Ma and Pa Kent

Chapter 21. How to Disappoint Your Immigrant Parents without Trying

Chapter 22. Affirmative Action Cookie Sale

Chapter 23. The Old Man and the Parking Lot

Chapter 24. The Deported

Chapter 25. The Comedy with the Name Nobody Wants to Say

Chapter 26. Guy in Kentucky

Chapter 27. Tom Bradley International

Chapter 28. George Washington’s Right-Hand Man

Epilogue

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