Advice before Departure at Ben Gurion

SUSAN EISENBERG

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When they question you at the airport

don’t mention Tayibe, just say Tel Aviv.

They’ll ask what you’re bringing home.

Call everything trinkets. Say you bought them

in Jerusalem. Say, the Old City, the market.

Or say they were gifts, everything was a gift—

but then, they could ask who gave them. Best

to say you bought everything in the market.

You can say you went to Nazareth.

Just don’t say Nablus.

Or Ramallah, don’t say you were in Ramallah.

Not anywhere on the West Bank.

Give our address in Tel Aviv. Say mostly

you stayed here. But—my niece wrote a book

they don’t like, so—don’t mention our last name.

Just the address. Most of all,

don’t lie. And don’t mention Tayibe.

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